The Importance of Learning How to Kiss

This one was also submitted for my Lit 14 project and revised 4-5 times. I wrote this when the funny idea of having an awkward sex popped in my mind. I found it comical when the woman would leave the man in the middle of--- things---, because the man don't know how to kiss.

The Importance of Learning How to Kiss

It was merely an infatuation for her,

And still we ended up in bed.

But my innocence can not sing her melody

Which was all the cause for this parody.

She undressed, so I followed after,

And like Adam and Eve, on bed we lay naked.

My body, my flesh upon her fingers hatch,

Arching up to her overwhelming touch.

I caressed her breast, like my infancy to my mother,

And hugged her as tightly as I hug my bear Ted.

But when she planted her lips into mine,

My lips parted not for her passionate design.

Nothing, when our lips met no spark was there,

Only an act of stupid imitation in bed.

As I did not passionately return her kiss,

She pulled back and started to hiss.

It is clear how gravely I offended her,

Though it would have been perfect in bed.

All perfect in bed, perfect as it is,

But she left me because I didn’t know how to kiss.